For whatever reason, there is a tradition that Albright College is known for. And that is that on your birthday, all of your friends come and ambush you, then drag you half way across campus kicking and screaming and throw you into the pond that is in the center of the campus. Now that's friends. The pond is normally a semi-nice place. There are nice flowers and some shrubs. In the pond are lily-pads and a lot of goldfish. The bottom of the pond consists of six-inches of muck and decomposed leaves and other icky things. Not that I would know from experience (one of the good things of having a summer birthday.) But Clark is not so fortunate. His birthday happens to be in the winter when the pond is nice and cold. We didn't get any photos of him getting thrown in the pond, just some when he was in the shower.

	Here is the pile of his clothes. They used to be in the shower stall, but we were nice enough to take them back to his room for him.
	Dahmer's got his underwear. Dahmer, Rob Cooper, and john Ungarelli
	Oh, did we accidently take your towel too. Oh, I'm sorry. It's a good thing that those shower curtains come off.